Today’s audition was for the role of “waiter”. I felt my 30 second “stand there and smile” was a tour de force performance.
The NY Times raves: “Mega’s turn as the smiling waiter is a stunning display of truth & power. I could almost smell the bread on the table.”
Boston Globe says “the moment Mega began smiling, I felt myself immersed in a world of orders, specials and free refills. Riveting.”
US Weekly says “Mega’s performance as the smiling waiter was so believable that I left a tip in my movie theatre chair. 5 out of 5 stars.”
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor